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Magus
4/17/2025 4:53 pm GMT

Who Here Is Real?

So, I was just thinking about this while waiting for a computer drive to clone. U know, IT work is basically 99% watching paint dry...

ANYWAY

The anus is real. She airs her dirty laundry, and it's hilarious. The thing that I like the most, is that she says a few little things that maybe you can relate to. I also like Nowie. He knows what he is.

And then... You have these anon "holier-than-thou" retards who make actual potshots at you. Like, they want you to be a lesser person than you are. Legitimately, they want the worst for you. Maybe it's something you said that causes them infinite butthurt.

For meeeeeeeeee - I just wanted to pick on the stuck-up Loppers and laugh at their expense. It was really funny at the time and I enjoyed that whole thing.

So now here we are. How have you grown (or recessed) in your forum experience?

Nowie
4/17/2025 5:05 pm GMT

RE: Who Here Is Real?

Im real Doods! I wonder how many other people are circling the drain. In a unexpected bout of introspection, I realise that my mommy was probably the only person who wanted me to do well and after a decade of watching me drink myself to death because I had nothing going for me. She clearly just gave up.

I don't blame her...

Ever since the herpy harpy made her bullshit confession of affection on the 20th Dec 1995, then on the 26th December 1995 I heard that fucken voice. All she ever wanted was to play socialite which I knew would be detrimental to said "Actual Socialite" and now it seems my cousins are involved it seems like they paid that bitch to wreck my life all those years ago.

If I had known that all those years ago, I probably wouldn't have listen=ed to that woman's voice asking me what the fook I was doing and gleefully slashed my wrists.

My "life" has been one big shitshow ever since. I'm actually looking forward to the 17th Oct 2027. My cousin is coming and Im going to suck his cock.

Magus
4/17/2025 5:08 pm GMT

RE: Who Here Is Real?

^ yea you'll get through it. just find a little niche website outside of the mainstream and you can really be yourself and fuck everyone else

Magus
4/17/2025 5:19 pm GMT

RE: Who Here Is Real?

There are a few people that I legitimately don't like. And in my field of work, it really takes quite a novel expereince with someone to realize this. In fact, I hate not liking people. I like everyone in their own little quirky ways. Even distard, believe it or not. Otherwise I wouldn't have been so affectionate in my trolling (if you call it that).

There is one person in particular that I find to be, a really, bad... Like, a very genuine bad person. That person is Elaine, the forum owner.

Now, It's not because of what happened to my old LG account. I really don't care that much for it, it was just a temporary thing that I could use to giggle and laugh while you retards tried to figure out who I was.

As a father of two sons, a business owner, and a man that has been through ridiculous stuff that life has given me... I can genuinely say with all certainty, that Elaine is an actual bad person.

Now, at first I kind of respected her simply because she made the forum. And now, I see her deflecting and not taking ownership of ANY of her fuckups.

Not a single one. You haven't taken ownership of anything. Now, I let this slide with distard because he's a retard but with Elaine, I *almost* thought of her as a near-equal. Not anymore.

Of course, I'm still going to post here and be a shitlord and get banned all of the time. But here it is.

Anonymous Coward
4/17/2025 5:46 pm GMT

RE: Who Here Is Real?

^And the Larp goes on!
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Magus
4/17/2025 5:51 pm GMT

RE: Who Here Is Real?

^ and the derp will derp! I bet you're a loser ;)
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Magus The Harbinger Of Derp
4/17/2025 6:42 pm GMT

RE: Who Here Is Real?

Just anus posting and chillaxing with my best friend Nowie. I don't like trolls or Elaine but I blog post my amazing life on AE every day when I get triggered.
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Magus
4/17/2025 6:43 pm GMT

RE: Who Here Is Real?

^ yeah it's fun. what do you do in your spare time?

Magus
4/17/2025 6:57 pm GMT

RE: Who Here Is Real?

Nowie, i know u hate me, but you're my bro now. I think that after awhile you can sort of feel out who's cool and who isn't. You're cool.

The anus - maybe, not so much.

Issac - loser.

Elaine - bad.

Distard - dutch retard.

Nowie - doesn't give a fuck and is funny

cc schizo - makes up crazy ass shit that i can barely comprehend.

eve - complete spaz

This is the best forum ever. You'd even have to be more fucked up than me to disagree with this.

Anonymous Coward
4/17/2025 7:01 pm GMT

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Magus
4/17/2025 7:24 pm GMT

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What I appreciate most about Nowie, is his honesty. it's difficult to take an honest inventory of yourself and take a look and yourself and then actually be the person who you are online and offline. That takes courage. And afterwards, you get judged by us online trolls and take it in the chin and get better. We're all in this together, u know.

Don't get me wrong Nowie, I know you're an alcoholic retard with no shame, and it's just a phase. I know you don't want to be like that forever. who would want to? Just keep on until it becomes too much and then you can be who you want to be after you've hit rock bottom.

Magus
4/17/2025 7:28 pm GMT

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You see, Elaine is the opposite of honest. She's a troll that will you any sort of information against you. It's just how she is. I actually respect distard more than her, believe it or not.

But i'm sure she'll ban me for this comment because that's all the power that she has in her pitiful life.

Nowie
4/18/2025 8:31 pm GMT

RE: Who Here Is Real?


Nowie, i know u hate me, but you're my bro now. I think that after awhile you can sort of feel out who's cool and who isn't. You're cool.

The anus - maybe, not so much.

Issac - loser.

Elaine - bad.

Distard - dutch retard.

Nowie - doesn't give a fuck and is funny

cc schizo - makes up crazy ass shit that i can barely comprehend.

eve - complete spaz

This is the best forum ever. You'd even have to be more fucked up than me to disagree with this.


I don’t hate you, you’re popular and successful. I should hate you with seething green eyed jealousy because I lost life. I just gave up on life when I realised there wasn’t any point in bettering myself because the herpy hippo and her family were out to get me.

It’d be different if my cousins actually gave a rats about me and reined that potatoheaded bitch in a long time ago, but they didn’t… So that told me they were happy with all the shit she pulled. It wasn’t until I threatened to burn their houses down that they actually paid attention to my woes and even then they gave her a slap on the wrist and it it was business as usual…

The herpy hippo is the only one I hate. As much as Trinity’s actions in selling user data to the feds is concerned, I consider the guy a paragon of virtue compared to that “Bitch who shits me no end!” A lot of my mini meltdowns happen in real life between me and the voices in my head and they’re the only people who really understand every little thing that happened.

I get pretty riled up every time I think about how my life turned out. If it wasn’t for those cute little furballs, I’d probably just noose. I suspect that’s what my cousins expected of her.


What I appreciate most about Nowie, is his honesty. it's difficult to take an honest inventory of yourself and take a look and yourself and then actually be the person who you are online and offline. That takes courage. And afterwards, you get judged by us online trolls and take it in the chin and get better. We're all in this together, u know.

Don't get me wrong Nowie, I know you're an alcoholic retard with no shame, and it's just a phase. I know you don't want to be like that forever. who would want to? Just keep on until it becomes too much and then you can be who you want to be after you've hit rock bottom.


I’ve looked over my life a lot over the last year. It’s something old people and those about to die do a lot. I was told by a “high magic” wolf that gematria says, “I will go to the next world after this life.” I even saw in a dream, the face I’ll have, so I know it’ll be sooner than later.

I keep telling people I’m here for a good time, not a a long one.

I decided to waste my life a long time ago and I did that, normally people do want to change for the better. But I don’t see what benefit it’ll give my life at this point. Why adopt healthy living and mindfulness at 80? For all I know I could get run over by a speeding bus tomorrow.

Besides, that order dood is right! Remaining self destructive really is the key to living! :D

I’ll get more beer today! :D
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Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner
4/19/2025 8:03 am GMT

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RE: Who Here Is Real?

Fake! That thar real Magus caint think bout Eve without he has a meltdown.

Nowie
4/19/2025 9:20 am GMT

RE: Who Here Is Real?


Fake! That thar real Magus caint think bout Eve without he has a meltdown.


I bet there's some woman you meltdown over dood! Magoo has Eve, I have the herpy hippo, Ms Bung has Mrs Elaine and women can be really horrible.

Anonymous Coward
4/19/2025 10:19 am GMT

RE: Who Here Is Real?

Nice to see some solidarity between the two forum MGTOW women hating incels Magus and Nowie.

Elaine does not mind misogynists as long as they lick her butthole, it seems?

K2
4/19/2025 5:35 pm GMT

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I should hate you with seething green eyed jealousy because I lost life. I just gave up on life when I realised there wasn’t any point in bettering myself because the herpy hippo and her family were out to get me.


If you would simply give up….

Gotta lose
Your life to find your life,
Jesus can.

nice try
4/19/2025 5:59 pm GMT

RE: Who Here Is Real?

Nice to see some solidarity between the two forum MGTOW women hating incels Magus and Nowie.

Divide and conquer is for women

Elaine
4/19/2025 6:43 pm GMT

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RE: Who Here Is Real?

Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡

Anonymous Coward
4/19/2025 11:43 pm GMT

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Shit Nowie! We made the the Magus Best List. I'm so honored. We are in the big time now! I'd like to thank every dysfunctional person in my life for teaching me patience and what it means to be human.

You are next magus. Don't duck yet. Hey, where is my trophy? LOL...go with it.

~ta~

Anonymous Coward
4/20/2025 12:16 am GMT

RE: Who Here Is Real?

Divide and conquer is for women

*****

No dumbass, it is the philosophy of the republican party. Where have you been?
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Anonymous Coward
4/20/2025 12:25 am GMT

RE: Who Here Is Real?

Israel.
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Nowie
4/20/2025 7:34 am GMT

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Shit Nowie! We made the the Magus Best List. I'm so honored. We are in the big time now! I'd like to thank every dysfunctional person in my life for teaching me patience and what it means to be human.

You are next magus. Don't duck yet. Hey, where is my trophy? LOL...go with it.

~ta~


I'm literally at most a few months away from being mobile and able to feed and pet the wallabies here whenever I want. So I should be happier but fook my life, nearly 2 years of being in FNQ and it only took 6 months to feed and pet the wallabies of Cooktown back in 2009...

I'm going to try practicing patience and gratitude, the end is in sight! I've been stressing about having no money and being literally just down the road from those furry little bastids!

I've clearly been drinking too much lately, but the idea of being cooped up here like being in a 15 minute town is making me focus on all the horrible crap over the years.

We got given this big world to run around and now we're being penned in like battery hens. Like who cares about Old Klaus and his desire to bleed us all dry for manual labour just to make some slave owner richer...

Rent is pretty cheap here for me, so yay me! But other people are stuck in tents and being moved around by Brisbane Council into houses that have got to be the most carbon emitting idea for housing ever!

Consider urban heat islands in Western Sydney, they get up to 42.5 degrees celcius and people in their houses run multiple air conditioners.

You'd think developing housing solutions that don't use multiple kilowatts per hour every day would be what old Klaus would want, but property developers keep creating these insane urban heat islands because the councils (Local Government Aus.) keep approving them...

Why not just have campgrounds where people can stay in tents? The tent dweller has to buy a new tent as well as anything else that got wrecked at the end of every storm season in south east Australia, and you can charge them rent for an unpowered site. Imagine people living in tents with solar panels, batteries and small fridges...

It would be an ideal life, I'll explain...

With the need for limited electricity, sourced by renewable energy...

With batteries powering their items, not using the power grid governments would save on energy infrastructure...

With small fridges, like 40 to 75 litre, they can't hoard perishable food or non perishable food (Due to possibility of it being stolen...) and would be dependent on "The System" to provide for them...

With low wattage possessions like the Raspberry Pi Monitor/small 12 volt tv and a Nintendo Wii, or modern low wattage console like the Nintendo Switch. The peons can be sold circuses while also being sold "The Dream" of being a renter with better more secure stuff...

Then there's "The New Green Deal", where everyone owns nothing and is happy.

Why not just stop producing petrol/gasoline/diesel for the masses, "The Elites" could just parrot "Oil is running out"/Peak oil and coerce all the peons into buying an EV or accepting "Ride Sharing" (Corporate Ownership of the "Transport" industry)...

I swear... Ole Klaus must have the neuronal functioning of a cold boiled potato, it's no wonder "They" ditched the old goat.

Sometimes I get really peeved off at the gross incompetence of our "social betters"... Everyone already knows how much I loathe Ms Potatohead!

Why build houses to spur demand to make peons "feel" rich? They're only going to become entitled, then they're going to demand other ego boosting things and be miserable when they see someone else "doing better" than them...

Why not just charge everyone more, while providing them less? Make a cheap $60 tent, $150...

What does every other dood think?

Should we spank those pesky elites for ruining a really beautiful world?

I think so!
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