So I'm Thinking About Health And Blood Type

I'm going to find out what it is and get my right palm tattooed with it.

Might be good to add a DNR and that I am not allergic to anything. Might be contradictory but I'll leave that to their discretion.

What do you think?

~ta~

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Cringey attempt at larping as ta.

Pitiful tbqh.

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I'm going to find out what it is and get my right palm tattooed with it.

Might be good to add a DNR and that I am not allergic to anything. Might be contradictory but I'll leave that to their discretion.

What do you think?

~ta~

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LOL. I love how you posters always think its me when its not and then when I post as me you think I'm larping.

Nowie, you mischaracterized my last job. All I drove was my car. But I did want to see them set up a forklift rodeo because those guys were amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeqN60sCmYg

This is some seriously funny shit.

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Whites can't donate blood to blacks, or they'd die.

Let that sink in.

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I don't like the anus and I always enjoyed our picking on another and trying to one up each other, and I liked it when she aired her dirty laundry when the courtdude drama was going on, that was epic hilarious.

Now, with this nowie guy (dare i refer to it as a 'guy'?), I just don't know quite yet.

I don't like seeing the anus being rightfully picked on, even though it's funny, but even worse is a dreg like someone like nowie going after her.

That's just straight up weird and concerning. Stay safe out there, anus. Carve a new anus chair for Elaine to get the stick out of her ass that's been there lately, haha.

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Whites can't donate blood to blacks, or they'd die.

Let that sink in.

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FACT:

some individuals who are Black (including African American or other individuals of African descent) have unique protein structures on their red blood cells that can make it difficult to find a compatible unit of blood in other donor

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^ yeah it's called blacks' and whites' colors don't always run red you sadist.

wanna get into crime statistics? haha i don't think elaine would allow that, because facts are lame. i want my fiction!

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LOL. I love how you posters always think its me when its not and then when I post as me you think I'm larping.

Nowie, you mischaracterized my last job. All I drove was my car. But I did want to see them set up a forklift rodeo because those guys were amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeqN60sCmYg

This is some seriously funny shit.

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Fuck off magus.

Nah, it is me. Who do you think gave Nowie the nick because "nowihavetothinkofanewname" was just too damn long? Love ya Nowie.

It is me. I post without signing and have been here all along. ~stealth sarcasm~

Just to confirm
- Bloody Sunday thread
- Mistake of my life: Jim
- That AH who wanted me to steal a guitar from Omega

So yeah, it is me. Between job assignments.

So how are all the old timers?

~ta~

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*Just for the record, I didn't post this nonsense.*

Of course you didn't post it, mo-ron. I did. Why are you such a dumbass?

I can see a marathon of fake TA posters flying in for the job. Have at it, but be nice.

~ta~

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Correction: I did not post the blood donation BS.

Give blood and also plasma. Seriously, I was broke and made $5o per donation up to $250. You have to be clean, they check you ahead of time.

Just make sure you are hydrated and have semi-full stomach because it can wipe you out. Especially blood donation and if you are a petite person. I slept for two days after a blood donation. Plasma isn't as hard of a hit.

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Another tip about donating blood is that afterwards it takes way less beer to get the job done.

Donate some blood, collect your cash, get a 6 pack of something cheap then hit the town.

That's how I met the homeless guy who was an ex-NBA player. Good times.

~ta~

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Oh goodness, I didn't realize my anus-bait was going to be this effective.

I'll have to keep this in the annals of my anus lulz library. It's extensive.

Stay tuned!
Ribbit

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I started the thread, dumb ass. Although my keyboard kept typing cumb ass.

Funny puns, that may be punny and not funny:

https://wstyler.ucsd.edu/puns/

Sample:

Be kind to dentists. They have fillings too, you know.

All the toilets in the NYPD headquarters have been stolen. The police apparently have nothing to go on.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was really just a play on words.

Why did the can crusher quit her job? It was soda-pressing.

What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.

Why do people love switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. Unlike Canada’s, which I could take or leaf.

Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.

I was was going to tell a joke about a dead parrot, but it was way too Macawbre.

How do trees feel in the Spring? Releaved.

Why do defense lawyers go out for Mexican food when they’re feeling down? To get some case-ideas!

Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.

If a Wizard uses magic to hold up a camera and take a picture of himself, is that a Spellfie?

Did you hear that the Devil is going bald? Yeah, there’s gonna be hell toupee.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands. (Sorry, but that joke never grows old).

What language do bridges speak? Span-ish.

If a kid won’t take a nap, is that “resisting a rest”?

What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador Retriever.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three, the right, the left, and the final front ear.

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Wow anus, you're like the Bob sagat of this thread now. Very cool! Ha ha the anus said funny thing ha ha!

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Fuck off

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When two toxic narcissists collide and attempt to make the thread all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you get a cringe fest like this.

Tragic but I think Magus is actually worse than the anus these days.

Hahahaha.

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If a Wizard uses magic to hold up a camera and take a picture of himself, is that a Spellfie?

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I don't think his first wife (the one who left him and made him go MGTOW) was fat?

But since then he has gone for ham beasts because it's harder for them to run away from him.

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Magus getting roasted like a hog on a spit at the renaissance fair.

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When two toxic narcissists collide and attempt to make the thread all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you get a cringe fest like this.

Tragic but I think Magus is actually worse than the anus these days.

Hahahaha.
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Chubby Checker
4/15/2025 12:28 pm GMT

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If a Wizard uses magic to hold up a camera and take a picture of himself, is that a Spellfie?


Hahaha remember when Magus used to constantly post selfies of himself on lop because he is a vain narcissist and his whole schtick was calling female posters fat?

Then it came out that he is a chubby chaser who loves fat chicks and both of his wives were hefty gals.
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Anonymous Coward
4/15/2025 12:45 pm GMT

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I don't think his first wife (the one who left him and made him go MGTOW) was fat?

But since then he has gone for ham beasts because it's harder for them to run away from him.
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Anonymous Coward
4/15/2025 3:43 pm GMT

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Magus getting roasted like a hog on a spit at the renaissance fair.
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like a hog on a spit at the renaissance fair.

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^ nice try butthurt squad dude. your efforts are just sad and fruitless. keep spinning your wheels though, it's funny :^)

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^^Paranoid schizophrenic. Things all the posts are about him.

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^ "things"

looks like you're drunk again. try again tomorrow morning lad.

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Delusions. I think the butthurt squad here didn't get enough sleep and is extra crabby at Master Magus this morning...

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It appears Dr. Postcard has entered the chat. Probably been here the whole time?

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No, it's kal. I can sense him seething at how cool I am and I'm pretty sure he's broken into my house and rearranged my valuable Pokémon cards.

Like I told my worthless kids, they are an investment not a toy and they are worth more to me than you two fucknuckles.

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Holy shit this stupid shit actually refers to himself as "master Magus".

What a cringey sperglord!

He probably forgot to go anon to post about himself, again?
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Jimmy 2Poops
4/15/2025 9:42 pm GMT

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It appears Dr. Postcard has entered the chat. Probably been here the whole time?

Forum Pine Deck Manlet
4/15/2025 9:50 pm GMT

RE: So I'm Thinking About Health And Blood Type
No, it's kal. I can sense him seething at how cool I am and I'm pretty sure he's broken into my house and rearranged my valuable Pokémon cards.

Like I told my worthless kids, they are an investment not a toy and they are worth more to me than you two fucknuckles.
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. fucknuckles

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It appears Dr. Postcard has entered the chat. Probably been here the whole time?

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Dr. Postman! Missed ya, maybe. It is easier to be anon these days. Always loved ya on those "other sites" back in the day.

Now, for the rest of you, I have thousands of bad puns I will throw at you. Today's life needs levity.

~ta~

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Fuck it. Aced an interview today and I start on Monday. Stashed a lot of cash and am working on opening a Roth. Good time to get in, right?

Does not mean I agree with the stupid moves of the government. I just need a third option for retirement funds.

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Jamie! Jamie! Jamie!

USA! USA! USA!