Popcorn Sutton 1/28/2025
1:05 pm GMT
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The Mountain Folk ThreadFor my dear friend Billy Bob! |
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Billy Bob 1/29/2025
1:54 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadHowdy. I reckon the mamsquatch ain't been around hereabouts lately, at least I ain't heared no reports of such. That whopper snowfall in Panermaw City mite have skeered her. |
Cousin Earl 1/29/2025
8:18 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadGreetins an salutations to all. The man up to the turkey farm got me a job seminatin turkeys. So far I like my job and my perole ocifer is happy. |
Anonymous Coward 1/29/2025
6:38 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadLooks like we need to find more hillbillys. |
Smell Ribson 1/30/2025
6:29 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadI figured I would mosey on over, for a spell. |
Cletus 1/30/2025
9:02 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadWell bust ma balls!! This place and thread are workin agin. I'll tell Clem cuz he sed he didn't believe that it would be back and stopped checkin. When I tell Sweet, she'll probly eat everything she can find then continue celebratin having me light up her farts. That be fricken dangerius. |
Granma Moses 1/30/2025
9:22 pm GMT
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Vittles is Cookin'I got some gopher gravy with turnips and onions in the oven, coffee's on the stove and it'll soon be boilin', hardtack's in the cubbard, we'll have us a banquet here afore long. |
Granma Moses 1/31/2025
12:02 am GMT
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VITTLES!C'mon get it now you reprobates. There's gopher in that there stew from the one I found by the creek the other day, it weren't too swelled up when I found it, so the meat's good. And they's some smoked fatback made from a possum I shot last week. The turnips and onions are fresh today, so if you taste dirt you know why. One of you rascals get out the hardtack, along with whatever else is in there, pickles and what not. |
Billy Bob 1/31/2025
2:22 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadI've been hankerin fer sum gopher since last spring when I hit one with my truck. |
Nowie 1/31/2025
5:57 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadI've never had gopher but a dood back in July 2023 brought us a rooster and it was awesome. I had like 3 bowls of rooster soup while I lived in the tent, other people probably ate 4 bowls. |
Cousin Earl 1/31/2025
1:48 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadI was possum hunting and I smelled that limburger smell so I ran back to the house and hid. I never did see nothing but I heard them stories of hunters lost in the woods getting abducted. |
Granma Moses 1/31/2025
10:26 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadOkay, now I did the cookin, now someun git in thet thar kitchen and clean them dishes en whut not. Later I'll whip up a mock apple pie, I got one apple and a mess a crackers, they'll do. Now I gotta go check the still and refill my medicine bottle. |
Smell Ribson 2/1/2025
7:47 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadI lost pert near ev'rything when my homeplace along the Swannanoa flooded. All my kinfolk have perished. I don't even got a shootin' iron. |
Clem 2/2/2025
2:51 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadHere's a copy of my ma's possum stew recipe. |
Cousin Earl 2/2/2025
8:58 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadLulu been watching these boys trapping and cooking coyotes on the internet and now she wants me to bring one home. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 2/2/2025
10:04 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadHowdy folks, this here is Billy Bob. Thanks to Elaine for fixing the site. Jolene blowed out a shart but it was average at best, y'all shoulda seen what she done on Christmas Day. That were a nuclear blast fer the ages. |
Cousin Earl 2/4/2025
12:59 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadWell we with the rescue squad now on the way to the hospital. We didn't know that coyote are dogs. Lulu and I are allergic and we having trouble breathing throat swoled up a real big mess over here. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 2/5/2025
6:00 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadI hit a groundhog on the way to work today so I tossed the carcass in the truck and drove on. Tonight we gonna eat fresh roadkill. Jolene likes to use the grease left over to fry taters with onion and turnips. |
Nowie 2/5/2025
11:07 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk Thread
Late last year buddy of mine goes he picked up a hitchhiking wallaby who was just lying around on the side of the road and my buddy tossed the wallaby to a croc because he likes crocs, but a couple of days ago he wanted to pick up a bush turkey because they're mighty fine eating. My buddy's a country dood like you fellows, but he counts it as an "L" picking up a fat chick... |
Homer 2/6/2025
4:05 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadDang Nammit! I hav bean criss crossin all over da place and still can't seem to find the outhouse. Bout ready to dig a hole! Did one of you steel it! |
Granma Moses 2/6/2025
11:57 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadI was out scavengin fer supper eerlier, came across an old polecat, it aint fit fer eatin, but I kin skin it and make doo-dads. I ended up findin a rabbits nest and cleaned it out, whomped em good. So wees havin them an a bucket o taters, with grits an cream gravy, an sum celerys. Also apples an gram crackers wif huckleberry jam fer desert. |
Smell Ribson 2/7/2025
1:48 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadLackin' my shooting iron, I mostly et what I trap. Squirrels are chanchy, I feel qualmish from too many squirrels. |
Anonymous Coward 2/7/2025
7:49 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadWe is goin trappin tonite. We got a bunch o' pesky coyotes around here and them pelts is worth sum money. |
Granma Moses 2/7/2025
9:44 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadThanky, Clem fer dat possum stew recipe, witch I used to make supper wif a groundhog, becaws the possums is all been eatin round here. Now lemme tell you what it were delishus, lip smakin good it were. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 2/7/2025
11:10 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadI do luv some possum. |
Granma Moses 2/8/2025
2:34 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadFolks sed they seen a mamsquatch round here, but it were just Josephus goin to the outhouse in his old brown robe, he do look like one in thet thar robe, hes so fat and hairy. Hope he dont get shot one a these days. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 2/8/2025
2:46 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadMe and Bobby Ray just got our camo set up fer the weekend and we got sum traps set out aways over yonder. Just now we both heared a high pitched screech noise what skeered us sumpthin powerful. It weren't a coyote, owl or a turkey, and it weren't Ol' Josephus. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 2/8/2025
6:42 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadThere it is again. Psst. Bobby Ray did y'all just hear that? He said he heard it to. The sound the beast makes when she is pleasurin herself. Oh no! I really think it's her! Let's get out o here. |
Granma Moses 2/8/2025
2:56 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadJosephus is in Raleigh sellin the tobacca crop, he might get shot over there tho, he been shot at afore. Thet mansquatch better stay away from here, I got my bean shooter so you git now, mansquatch. |
Bobby Ray 2/8/2025
6:23 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadGroundhog stuffed with turnips is to gud vittles to waste on the dogs. That's the kind o fancy eatin we have fer Chrismus and thanksgivin. |
Cletus 2/9/2025
4:55 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadHey Clem, |
Anonymous Coward 2/11/2025
1:05 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadDAYUM!! Sweet is one gross person, even for a hillbilly! |
Anonymous Coward 2/12/2025
1:26 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadNot to mention what she does with dead fish!!! |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 2/15/2025
8:22 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadWe got bout two inches o rain already today and I reckon it's only gonna get worse. At least it's an excuse fer Jolene to get a bath. I hear tell the mamsquatch is beginnin to stir. A bull vanished from a farm down the road the other day. When it was finally found it had been drained dry. It ain't safe for man nor beast when the Mamsquatch is in the mood. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 2/16/2025
4:32 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadMamsquatch! I just saw her in the back yard. I looked out just in time to see her sneak behind the barn. I fired a shot out the winder to skeer her away. |
Anonymous Coward 2/17/2025
8:18 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadIt come a snow Sunday mornin so we stayed home. I heard that six boar hogs went missin from a farm up yonder in the hills yesterday. |
Elaine 2/18/2025
8:03 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk Thread
Bacon! Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡
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Granma Moses 2/19/2025
12:18 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadWell, its colder then brass balls out, so wees fixin to hibernate the next few days, eat a lot beans to keep the propane bill down, heat the house the old fashioned way like the pioneers, they were a flatulent bunch too. |
Granma Moses 2/20/2025
10:28 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadGood mornin, yawl. Dang, thet goshdurn cat let a mouse git into the grits, now awl we gots fer brekfest is fatback an turnip bottums. Dang, I was reely lookin forwart to them grits. Welp, at leest thet durn cat finely cawt thet durn mouse en ate it, so now eye'll put its brekfest (a fish hed) in wif them turnip bottums. Ida still rather a had them grits tho, dang. |
Anonymous Coward 2/21/2025
3:03 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadWell doggy! |
Rufus 2/21/2025
6:34 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadA Mamsquatch caught me last night and I'm glad. I was working outside in the cold and she warmed me up while draining me. |
Anonymous Coward 2/22/2025
2:16 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadWas it worth the smell? |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 2/23/2025
1:07 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadMe and Bobby Ray decided to go coyote huntin tonite. We didn't git no |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 2/23/2025
3:18 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadUh... We just heated a critter what sounded like a Mamsquatch howlin. It definitely weren't no coyote, owl, bobcat, of fox. It sounded like it came from west of us maybe a quarter mile. |
Big Richard 2/23/2025
4:46 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadI have gots to poop. Where is my thread? |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 2/23/2025
5:22 am GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadIt's down below. |
Clem 2/23/2025
8:27 pm GMT
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RE: The Mountain Folk ThreadHey Cletus, |
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