Last Post Wins

No winners last time due to AE meltdown.



So we start again!

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shirley you jest

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Sleep with eye open done posting.

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never say never

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I'ma gunna win!

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the caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

~george carlin

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If I knew it was gonna be that kind of party.

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you know the drill

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" I LOST MY SHEEP!"

(posted laaaaaaahst)

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"Ah found ma THRILL.. in hampton heath loo hill"

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^ I wish to apologize for this SOCIAL FORUM FRAUD!
posting as myself.

I must now formally state, to all the members of this forum
that this poster is a CAD , a LOUT and a SELF LOATHING CONFIDENCE TRICKSTER.
A LOWLY REPROBATE who, if he had any class, any integrity at all, would leave this forum and dig a hole under the largest rock

Never

to return here

FOREVER!

Thank you.

The REAL Jolly.

(Posting last.)

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Alo alo alo.
Whoi dant ya go gettin ya nethers inna twist ova those two jokahs. Oim the REAL Jolly I is. A regula cockney
And oi uses it too I does
Theya. Up theya on the heath.
In tha little green buuiwdin there.
Calls it the blew loo we does

Ya sees oim a Brit. And well.. we talks a little funny we does. Penny for a farthing those two jokahs are some kina yanks, pullin yor chains they is.
Theys praksters all right, regular charlitains.
Dant ya goes a givin ya knickas away fer a andfull a coppahs an a roit frienly slap on yer arse , theys aint the REAL Jolly.

I is!

Postin last Oi is too I is!

Oi reckon.

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I never heard a cockney say, "I is". You can do better.

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Woi Oi.. oi otta gives ye the back o me and!

OI is too a cokney oi is!
Oi gots the cock ta prove it.
GET OUTTAVE IT.

Oi comes roit outta Livapool. Born an raised.
Me an Poul Mcahtney.
Ya didn know that my girl?

Wellllll. IT BE TRUE! IT IS.

That's roight Oim a Liverpudlian!
Prad av it too.
Oi feeds tha bihds, tuppence a bag it is.
Ya dint know tha
di ya luv, DI YA?
BLIMEY.

POSTIN LAST I IS I IS.

SOMUN CALLED A COPPER

(sound of constable blowin his whistle. Scamperin footsteps echo down the Ripper's own alley.
In Mayfair!)

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(If his cock hangs down to his knee..



He's real.)

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High tea in Jollie's Aunt's parlour

5 am.

More tea dear?
Thank you.
The tray cart is wheeled over
(creakily)

Everything smells.. musty.
And a little
Dank.

Cucumber sandwich?
Well.. what do you put in them?
Cucumber.
Paste.
It comes in a tin.
Well yes then.

Time passes...

More tea dear?
Yes please.
One lump or two?
TWO!
I remembered..

Seed cake?
Please Dear.
Oh by the way...
The Vicar sends his regrets.
His sherry problem. you know?
More tea?

2am.
Gong sounds for supper.
"Supper me lady"
Tonite we have cold tongue.

And kippers!

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in the words of marcel marceau:

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I can't believe it's been almost 15 years since I was in London. I had such fun there.